It's called having fun.....That's why we're here.......
Hurry up....I can't hold on much longer.......
How about this make up ? It would freak me out...
I couldn't hold it....Would be wet time I got there......
A Tornado hit a Arkansas farmhouse just before dawn one morning.
It tore off the roof, and picked up the beds on which the farmer and his wife slept were sleeping.
By some miracle, the cyclone set them down unharmed the next county over.
The wife was sobbing uncontrollably.
"Don't be scared, Pat," her husband said."We're not hurt."
Pat continued to cry.
"I'm not scared, Pete"she said between sobs.
"I'm happy... this is the first time in 14 years we've been out together."
~0~
After struggling for many hours deep within the forest of stately hardwoods, the new lumberjack finally quit.
He just couldn't hack it.
~0~
My mind was wandering while my friend Phil and I were fishing out on the lake.
"If water is composed of two parts hydrogen and one part oxygen," I mused, "then why doesn't it burn?"
"It's much too wet!" was Phil's reply.
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