An't that just Ducky?
" In the Jail house now, I'm in the jail house now".......
Taxi....Taxi cab..........
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Stupid Question / Answers;
In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question -Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again.
At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-Why? Would it rather have been you?
At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...Stupid Question:- Oh, my, you've become so big.
Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself..
When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.
When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not.You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.
When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?Answer:-
No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..
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A man was sitting at the breakfast table, reading the news paper, when his wife came up and smacked him along side the head.
"What was that for?" he says.
She said," That's for being a lousy lover." She walks away.
The man thinks on this and goes looking for his wife.
He finds her getting ready to take a shower, he smacks her on the rump with his paper.
She asks,"What was that for?"
He said; "For knowing the difference!"
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