Hey...we need a good mop around here......
This would make your butt tighten up........
as we used to say....it would chew 16 penny nails in half.
I'm not getting in this.......
"Witchy" don't set in that seat.....
Steve a graduate geology student, taught a lab class that was made up primarily of women.
Being a bit of a chauvinist, Steve gave the students a special assignment: We would receive an extra five points on our grade if we baked something that represented a geological principle and Steve and his fellow grad students would enjoy the finished products.
Our protests turned to laughter a few days later when one Blonde woman placed a bag of freshly baked cookies on Steve's desk, smashed them into crumbs, looked Steve in the eye and said,
"There...... It's sand."
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All the churches in our small town were definitely in sync.
On one side of the street, a sign advertised the minister's upcoming sermon.
"Love they neighbour."
Across the street, the other house of worship explained why:
"When your marriage is in trouble."
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Statistics show that American workers work the first three hours of every day just to pay their taxes.
That must be why we can't get anything done in the morning.
In the morning, we're government workers!~~~
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