Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning....people. Enjoying your week end?


Granny's tree....I'm proud to have helped with this beautiful tree.

This is called "Chillin out"...............................

What makes the trees into monsters is a wintery cocktail of snow and ice shaken and stirred by a blustery freezing Siberian wind..

Lady bug.....she gotten into carrying her water too.

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The Redhead and the Lawyer;

A comely redhead was dazzled by her lawyer's skill and virtuosity, not to mention his large income and good looks.

By the time she obtained her divorce she had fallen in love with him, even though he was married.

At the conclusion of the trial, she asked him, "Howard, is there any way we can be together?"

Holding her shoulders, Howard looked deep into her eyes and said, "Snatched drinks in grimy bars at the edge of town? Lying phone calls? Hurried rendezvous in sordid motel rooms?

Is that really what you want for us?"

"No, no, I guess not," she sobbed, heartbroken. "

Oh," said her attorney. "Well, it was merely a suggestion!"

One day a man visited the bank with his mother, who was planning to visit his brother in Florida and needed to withdraw some money for the trip.

As they prepared to leave, the man decided to play a prank on his mom.

At the top of my voice he said, 'Mom, why can't you just tell the truth?'" he explained. "

''You're going to Florida to get a face lift and breast implants!''.............

He will get out of the hospital next week..................