Down Hummingbird Lane

Good morning....to all my friends...

Ya gotta watch out for tha "Snowman".

"PETE'S piggy bank after puttin gas in his ole pickm up..

Now this is a traffic jam... Lamb stew anyone?

"SUMMERS" bra..An't that cool..Ya gotta watch them Canuks..

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Two men were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.
Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.

Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death, we thought you were a ghost!

What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled........ "They misspelled my name!"

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Snowman walks into an insurance office and asks for a job.

"We don't need anyone" they replied.

"You can't afford not to hire me. I can sell anyone, anytime, anything!"

"Well we have two prospects that No One has been able to sell.

If you can sell just one, you have a job."
He was gone about two hours, and returned and handed them two checks, one for $25,000.00 and another for $50,000.00.

"How in the world did you do that ?" they asked. "

I told you I'm the worlds best salesman, I can sell anyone, anywhere, anytime!"
"Did you get a urine sample?" they asked him. "What's that?" he asked.

"Well, if you sell a policy over $20,000.00 the company requires a urine sample.

Take these two bottles and go back and get urine samples."

Snowman was gone about 6 hours and they were fixing to close when he walks in with two five gallon buckets, one in each hand.

He sets the buckets down, and reaches in his shirt pocket and produces two bottles of urine, and sets them on the desk and says, "Here's Mr. George's and this one is Mr. Robert's."
"Thats good" they said, "but what's in those two buckets?" "Well, I passed by the Holiday Inn and they were having a teachers convention, so I stopped and sold them a group policy!"