Down Hummingbird Lane

Going to be a nice day, but we got some very bad stuff coming in.

I don't know about swimming there.... mighty close..........



Two heads better then one ?
you think he eats twice as much?

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This past week President Bush and Congress allowed each one of
us would get $300.00, it was $800.00 but they dropped it to
$300.00 tax rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, most of the money will go to China ,
if we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs,
if we spend it on new computers all the money will go toIndia, or Pakistan
for tech support and none will help the American economy.
The way I see it, we need to keep that money here in America,
so the only way I can see to keep that money here at home is
drink beer or spend it on prostitution,
those are the only businesses still in the U.S.

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YOU MIGHT BE A PART OF THE TALIBAN IF......
You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer....
You own a $300 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher,
but you can't afford shoes....
You have more wives than teeth....
You think vests come in two styles: bulletproof and suicide....
You've ever opened a can of falafel with a mortar round....
You used a Stinger missile given to you by George Bush Sr.
to shoot at a helicopter sent by George Bush Jr....
You've ever had your camel repossessed....
You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against....
You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry
ammunition in your robe....
You've ever been asked, 'Does this burka make my ass look fat?'...
You've felt the urge to rub one out after seeing a woman's exposed ankle....
You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other
than setting off roadside bombs....
You've ever uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done
with your cave.'...
Best of all...................................
You wipe your ass with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.