Groundhog Day..............

Saz who ????

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Two old men are driving down the road when they hear the Ex-Lax commercial
end with the statement: "It makes you feel young again."
Gus looks at Pete and says, "We need to pull over and get a bottle of that stuff!"
Pete agrees and the two old men pull over and get a bottle of Ex-Lax.
They both take two tablespoons each and continue to drive.
About one mile later Pete asks, "Well Gus, do you feel young yet?"
"No," replies Gus.
So they pull over and take four more tablespoons a piece and continue to drive
down the road.
A couple of miles later, Pete asks, "Gus, do you feel younger?"
"No," replies Gus, "but I sure did a childish thing!"


DEEPLY PROFOUND THOUGHTS BY MEN WHILE FISHING -------------
Two men are out ice fishing at their favorite fishing hole, just fishing quietly
and drinking beer.
Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, 'I think I'm gonna divorce
my wife.
She hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months.'
Earl continues slowly sipping his beer, then thoughtfully says, 'You better think
it over,Bob.
Women like that are hard to find.'