Good Morning....every one....
Damn....I wouldn't call this "Art" Funny yes....art no ... Looking from the Blue Ridge Mt's. across the Shenandoah
Valley to the Allegheny Mt's. and west Virginia........
QUESTION: When does a person decide to become a tax collector?
ANSWER: When he realises he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as
an undertaker.
St.Peter hears a knocking at the Gates of Heaven and calls out,
"Who's there?"
"It is I" a voice responds."Oh no, not another English teacher,"
sighs St.Peter.
Gus, has been attending a beginning watercolors class.
During one session the instructor asked the class what they planned to
do with their paintings when they were finished.
Virtually all of the students were undecided,
but Gus knew exactly what he would do with his.
I'm going to send them to my children," he said with a smile,....
"so they can put them on their refrigerators."
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