Down Hummingbird Lane

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Nice sun rise this morning...................................................

Watch it "Buster"...........................
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Thinking she might have gained a few unwanted pounds,
my wife stepped on the scale in the bathroom.
With a frown, she got off, but then she stepped right back on.
When I asked why she'd done that, she said,.............
"I want a second opinion."


Rating Women;
Three guys were having a few beers at a bar and checking out the
babes as they entered the bar.
A cute blonde walked in. The first guy said, "I'd give her a 7. She's cute."
The other two agreed.
The bartender, overhearing their rating, said dryly, "I'd give her a 3."
"A 3? Man, you're harsh!"
The guys figured the bartender just had lousy taste in women and
returned to their sport.
The next young lady scored a 9, but the bartender gave her a 5.
"A 5? How can you give her a 5?" the three guys asked. "She's gorgeous!"
Then a stunning blonde walked in.
Our three judges nod and say in unison, "10!"
But the bartender only rated her a "6."
"A 6!? No way!" protest the three guys. "What scale are you using?"
"The Budweiser scale," the bartender said.
"The Budweiser scale? What the hell is that?" asked the three guys.
The bartender explained, ...........
"That's the number of Clydesdales it would take to pull me off her!"