Nice shot of the moon.......
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On a joint military exercise an English soldier, an American solider,
and a Russian soldier found them- selves sharing a tent while on a military
exercise and the conversation turned towards how well fed each of them was.
"In the Russian army we get 2000 calories of food a day" said the Russian.
"Well," said the Englishman, "in the British army we are given 4000 calories
"In the Russian army we get 2000 calories of food a day" said the Russian.
"Well," said the Englishman, "in the British army we are given 4000 calories
of food a day."
"That's nothing," said the American,
"That's nothing," said the American,
"in the US army we get 8000 calories of food a day."
At this the Russian got very annoyed.
At this the Russian got very annoyed.
"Nonsense," he said, "how could one man eat so much cabbage....
We shop in C-ville, the home of UVA.
The new flock of kids attending college always includes those who need a little
help with everyday chores they themselves never did before,
such as laundry or grocery- shopping.
I was in the dairy aisle for some eggs.
I was in the dairy aisle for some eggs.
As usual, I opened the carton to check them over before putting them in my cart.
Beside me, a young man did the same to his carton...
then leaned toward me and asked, "What are we looking for?"
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