Just what we need..................not
What came to mind...."Fly like an Eagle".....
This would look very funny at a coffee shop.......
What will he do when they "Crap" on him ?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~00~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A Republican cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Hillary
Clinton is attending, and trying to gather more support for her nomination.
Once she discovers the cowboy is a Republican, she starts to belittle him by
talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.
As she was doing that, she kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing
As she was doing that, she kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing
around her head.
The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"
She stopped talking and said, "Well yes, if that's what they're called.
She stopped talking and said, "Well yes, if that's what they're called.
But I've never heard of circle flies."
"Well ma'am," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches.
"Well ma'am," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches.
They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling
around the back end of a horse."
"Oh," Hillary replies as she goes back to rambling. But, a moment later
"Oh," Hillary replies as she goes back to rambling. But, a moment later
she stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?"
"No, ma'am," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for citizens of
"No, ma'am," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for citizens of
New York to call their Senator a horse's ass."
"That's a good thing," she responds and begins rambling on once more.
After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says,
"That's a good thing," she responds and begins rambling on once more.
After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says,
"Hard to fool them flies though."
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Grandpa and Grandma always got very excited when they recalled the
old days they were together.
They made a decision, one day to make it "yesterday once more".
They made a date on the riverbank they used to go when they were young.
The next day, Grandpa got up 6 a.m. in the morning, dashed to the bank,
picked up a big bunch of wild flowers before sunrise, waited there for his
sweetheart to come.
But grandpa ended in disappointment grandma never showed up even after sunset.
Grandpa went home in such anger.
Grandpa went home in such anger.
He opened the door, seeing grandma lying on the sofa with her pillow.
He threw the flowers on the floor and questioned:
"Why didn't you come to our date?"
Grandma hid her head in the pillow and replied shyly:
Grandma hid her head in the pillow and replied shyly:
"Mom didn't allow me to go..."
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Sorry about yesterday....had to make a trip to the E.R.
But everything's O.K.
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