Thurs. Jan.3rd. ~~~

At first glance it looked O.k.....Then I looked again.
Hmmmmm?..You figure it out .......... I've got a headache.

Celebrating New Years in the UK..........
Pet Me..Pet Me.....

~~~~~~~~00~~~~~~~~ A Ukrainian businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as a New Year gift was so alarmed when all 50 of them went off at the same time that he drove his car into a lamp post. The unnamed businessman was returning from the pager shop when the accident happened. With no more than a quarter mile to go to the office, the 50 pagers on the back seat suddenly burst out screeching. The businessman's fright was such that he simply let go of the steering wheel and the car ploughed into a lamp post. After he had assessed the damage to the car, the businessman turned his attention to the message on the 50 pagers. It read: "Congratulations on a successful purchase!"

~~~~~~~~~~~00~~~~~~~~~~~ "Starbucks stores in Studio City and Sherman Oaks are considering a ban on Britney Spears. because of all the commotion and disruption to their customers caused when she pops into their shops. They've put up a new sign," No Shoes, No Shirt, No Underwear, No Service."