Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Wed. Dec.26th ~~~

Damn...he's got her trained......
Man.....don't never even think about doin this.....
I know...I know. I was gonna post again yesterday....
but I was havin too much fun.
Any way -complain to these guys...
they take care of my lite work.......

I'm not tellin who puts their Christmas house lites like this......
Carol sent me some northern lights pictures...here's one.....

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A young woman was taking an afternoon nap.
After she woke up, she told her husband,
"I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Christmas.
What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tomorow."
he said.Well she got all excited.......
Chrismas morning, the man gave her a small package to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it--
only to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams".
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A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion.
"What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?" asked the Rabbi. "Well, I'm next in line for the Monsignor's job." replied the Priest.
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, next I can become Arch-Bishop." said the Priest.
"Yes, and then?" asked the Rabbi.
"If I work real hard and do a good job as Arch-Bishop, it's possible for me to become a full Bishop." said the Priest.
"O.K., then what?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest, begining to get a bit exasperated replied, "With some luck and real hard work, maybe I can become a Cardinal."
"And then?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest is really starting to get mad now and replies, "With lots and lots of luck and some real difficult work and if I'm in the right places at the right times and play my political games just right, maybe, just maybe, I can get elected Pope."
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Good grief!" shouted the Priest. "What do you expect me to become, GOD?"
"Well," said the Rabbi, ..."One of our boys made it!"

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