Well their calling for some snow, then rain tomorrow.
We need it.
I guess the stores will be full of people getting milk,bread and stuff.
Everytime the weatherman says the word "Snow" they go crazy here...
But no one slows down, so they'll be cars in the ditch.
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I was in a bank when a man entered with a rather large dog on a leash.
When he asked if it was okay to bring his pet into the building, a bank official answered, "Yes, provided he doesn't make a large deposit."
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Groan...............
A good way to go under anesthesia before they wheel you into theoperating room is to think some happy thoughts.
I like Christmas so I conjure up an image of St. Nicholas.
When I head into surgery I'm gonna take a Santa mental gurney.
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