Frosty in the yard...
More.....
Plumbing getting slow...Laco's gone to sellin drinks??
I'm sorry bout this un........Why Is Toilet Paper so Much Like The-Star-Ship-Enterprise ?
Answer: Because........ They Both Go Around Uranus Looking For Klingons.
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Visiting a restaurant, a couple decided to order steak.
As the waitress put their plates on the table they noticed the strange way she was holding them. "You've got your thumbs on our steaks!" complained the wife.
"Well, you don't want me to drop them again, do you?" the waitress replied.
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I hate cold weather.
You put on the thermals.
Wool socks.
Get dressed in layers.
Put on the carhart artic bibs and jacket with a sweatshirt underneath.
Takes 15 minutes to get dressed.
Then step outside and as soon as the cold hits you, you have to pee.
Just isn't worth the effort..........
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