
start Saturday evening.


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2 blondes were decorating a house.
One was painting the ceiling while the other painted the walls.
After a while, the one painting the walls said, "Have you got a good grip on your brush?"
"Yes" came the reply.
"Well hold on tight then because I'm taking away the ladder."
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Paleontologists in Argentina have discovered the fossilized remainsof a snake that had two legs. They say it's a direct ancestor of the modern lawyer.
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