Some small ones.....

*Why were the elephants kicked off the beach?
They were walking around with their trunks down.
*What do you get if you cross a chili pepper, a shove; and a Chihuahua?
A hot diggity dog.........
*What do you get if you cross a donkey with an onion?
Most of the time you just get a long-eared onion;
but once in a while you get a little ass that'll bring tears to your eyes.
*What do you get when you cross Batman & Robin with a steamroller?
Flatman & Ribbon!.....
*Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?
*Why does everyone wants to work at the impotency clinic?
A:It's a soft job.