Some people will buy anything...................
Be on the LOOKOUT for the ............ Cat bomber....................Well I hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving.
We had a very nice one with our girls and their families
The boys had the own family get together, but they came by.
This old man ate too much as usual.. But it was so good.....
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SIGNS YOU OVERDID THANKSGIVING..............
You ate the turkey, the pop-up thermometer and the plastic net.
All your silverware is worn down to tiny stumps.
Paramedics brought in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of your chair.
The "Gravy Boat" your wife set out was a real 12' boat!
The potatoes you used, set off another famine in Ireland.
You set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog Friday.
Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy.
This morning, the display on your bathroom scale read, "Good Lord!"
You now have a butt the size of Plymouth Rock.
People keep looking at you and saying, "I thought the Macy's Parade was over."
Your relatives can't go home because they're stuck in your gravitational field.
Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice.
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