Chilly this morn....

sunrise and 36 degrees..
A CHEAP KNOCKOFF......
Ouch !! thats gonna hurt......

Did you hear about the man who spent years collecting memorabilia of Joan of Arc,
Florence Nightingale and Wonder Woman?
Apparently, he was a heroine addict......
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One morning a customer entered a flower shop and ordered a bouquet for his wife.
"No card is necessary," he instructed them.
"She'll know who sent them."
The delivery truck hadn't even returned to the store when the phone rang.
It was the customer's wife.
"Who sent the flowers?" she asked.
After explaining that the customer had requested that no card be included,
I considered the matter closed, but not so.
A bit later, she came rushing in the front door.
"You've got to tell me who sent the flowers," she demanded,
"Before my husband gets home."