You can tell I like old barns and buildings..

A young lady, while scanning the menu at a restaurant with her boyfriend, saw that all the appealing dishes were expensive.
"How much do you love me?" she asked him.
Still looking at the menu he replied, "Probably more than corned beef, but not as much as a lobster."

Assmosis: The process by which some people seem to absorb success by sucking up to the boss rather than working for it.