Dial-up sure is slow...............

One day, President Bush was sitting in the Oval Office when all of a sudden one of his secret service agents burst through the door with a long bull whip in his hand.
The president tried to ignore him, thinking it's some kind of gag.
The secret service man then took the bull whip repeatedly "cracking" it while circling the president's desk.
The president looked up and asked him what he was doing, but the secret service agent ignored him and kept cracking the whip.
The president finally had had enough and yelled at the secret service agent,
"By executive order, I demand you tell me what you're doing!"
The secret service agent sheepishly looked up at the president and said, "Sir, I'm just beating around the Bush!"