I've drawn a comic cartoon picture of
Mohamed and signed it Kim Jong-un.
Let's see where this goes.
News: US President meets with Mexico President.
When asked what it's like to govern 100 million
Obama said, "It can be challenging."
Signs that your cat is planning to kill you:
He takes notes whenever Tom and Jerry are on.
He sharpens his claws on your car's brake lines.
You wake up and find a sparrow's head in your
His ball of yarn is tied playfully into a hangman's
The droppings in his litter box spell out DEATH.
A cockroach’s last words to a man who is about
to kill him:
“Go ahead and kill me, You coward!
You are jealous of me because your wife is
afraid of me and NOT AFRAID OF YOU !
Two animal rights protesters were protesting
at the cruelty of sending pigs to a
slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany.
Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose
and escaped through a broken fence,
The two hopeless protesters were trampled to
I always say "I was wondering when you'd find
me" when I get in my car.
That way if someone's ever in the backseat I'll
look cool as shit.
Q: What happens when you mix Viagra with
A: Rise and shine.
Always carry a picture of your wife in your
It will remind you of why there is no money in
A statistician is someone who tells you, when
you’ve got your head in the fridge and your feet
in the oven, that you’re – on average –
I asked mom once how she knew dad was
"Because," she replied, "DNA tests don't lie."
A weed scientist goes into a shop..
He asks: ”Hey, have you got any of that
inhibitor of 3-phosphoshikimate-carboxyvinyl
Shopkeeper: ”You mean Roundup?”
Scientist: ”Yeah, that’s it.
I can never remember that dang name.”