Good Morning...Friends.
Another 90 degree day,
Humidity not so high...
Hump day.......
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Now I would call this a Bacon lovers sandwich...
No room for the lettice and tomato.....
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And here I thought, Zombies go for your brain...
Looks more like a Vampire.....
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Their saying- come on out and play....
yeah, right........
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Stop trolling.....
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Yeah your "What"??
Your just showing off.....
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They are??
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Yeah, Eno...sic him......
Reminds me of them old "Charles Atlas" Ad's.....
in the back of our comic books....Remember?
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Got ya.......
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Can't get comfortable.....
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Someone goofed up.....
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~ My mother was recently on a flight returning from
Utah.
As the plane was a small puddle jumper, the flight
attendants were required to demonstrate the life vest,
the oxygen mask, etc., instead of turning on a video.
After they finished their presentation, one of them said
“To those of you who listened, thank you.
To those of you who ignored us, good luck.”
Utah.
As the plane was a small puddle jumper, the flight
attendants were required to demonstrate the life vest,
the oxygen mask, etc., instead of turning on a video.
After they finished their presentation, one of them said
“To those of you who listened, thank you.
To those of you who ignored us, good luck.”
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~ After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that
he wished to meet with the church board after the
service.
The first man to arrive was a stranger.
"You misunderstood my announcement".
"This is a meeting of the board," said the minister.
"I know," said the man. "
"If there is anyone here more bored than I am, I'd like
to meet him."
he wished to meet with the church board after the
service.
The first man to arrive was a stranger.
"You misunderstood my announcement".
"This is a meeting of the board," said the minister.
"I know," said the man. "
"If there is anyone here more bored than I am, I'd like
to meet him."
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~ How do undertakers speak?
Gravely!
Gravely!
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~ The red cross knocked at my door asking if I could
help towards the floods in Pakistan .
I said I would love to, but my hose only reaches the
bottom of the driveway.
help towards the floods in Pakistan .
I said I would love to, but my hose only reaches the
bottom of the driveway.
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~ If you were somehow able to land a punch on
Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact.
This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right
mind would try this?
Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact.
This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right
mind would try this?
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~ An American businessman goes to Japan on a
Business trip, but he hates Japanese food,
so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place
around where he can get American food.
The concierge tells him he's in luck -- there's a pizza
place that just opened, and they deliver.
The concierge provides the phone number, and the
businessman goes back to his room and orders a pizza.
Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the
door with the pizza.
The businessman takes the pizza and starts sneezing
uncontrollably.
He asks the delivery man, "What in the world did you
put on this pizza?"
The delivery man bows deeply and says,
"We put on the pizza what you ordered: pepper only."
Business trip, but he hates Japanese food,
so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place
around where he can get American food.
The concierge tells him he's in luck -- there's a pizza
place that just opened, and they deliver.
The concierge provides the phone number, and the
businessman goes back to his room and orders a pizza.
Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the
door with the pizza.
The businessman takes the pizza and starts sneezing
uncontrollably.
He asks the delivery man, "What in the world did you
put on this pizza?"
The delivery man bows deeply and says,
"We put on the pizza what you ordered: pepper only."
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~ A new Muslim clothing shop opened here R-ville,
but I've been banned from it after asking to look at
some bomber jackets...
but I've been banned from it after asking to look at
some bomber jackets...
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~ One of my friends, is a porno star.
Guess how he got discovered?
This girl sat on his lap, and she was like, Ooh,
you should do porno!
Same girl sat on my lap and was like,
Ooh, you should tell jokes!
Guess how he got discovered?
This girl sat on his lap, and she was like, Ooh,
you should do porno!
Same girl sat on my lap and was like,
Ooh, you should tell jokes!
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* Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he
crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that
get too close.
crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that
get too close.
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* I went to my doctor yesterday.
After a long wait in the outer office, my name was finally
called.
When I got into the examining room, the nurse pointed to
the scale and said, “I need to get your weight today.”
I immediately replied, “One hour and 5 minutes.”
After a long wait in the outer office, my name was finally
called.
When I got into the examining room, the nurse pointed to
the scale and said, “I need to get your weight today.”
I immediately replied, “One hour and 5 minutes.”
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Pete's Thought of the Day:
Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the
freedom to make mistakes. - Mahatma Gandhi
freedom to make mistakes. - Mahatma Gandhi
Rae's Trivia......
The Super Ball was born in 1965, and it became
America’s most popular plaything that year.
By Christmas time, only six months after Super Balls
were introduced by Wham-0, 7 million balls had been
sold at 98 cents apiece.
America’s most popular plaything that year.
By Christmas time, only six months after Super Balls
were introduced by Wham-0, 7 million balls had been
sold at 98 cents apiece.
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