No rain....maybe Sunday.....
Yesterdays Sunrise...too early for todays...
Pete gets his an hour later...
But he gets the rain first......
The mountains are between us..
How about a boneless omelet?
after all it's breakfast time..
And a big slice of watermelon cake.....
I don't know about these....
Yea, a nice warm quilt.....
Bad week end? was it fun?
A break dancing cat?
Wait until Monday...
Yeh, I seem to know a few....
How long will he be there?
Last time I saw this the cat did a back flip..
Hit the floor, and hid for 3 hours....
Want to go swimming?
Will cool you off....
The Troll:Kim Graham and a group of volunteers finished a very large Paper Mache sculpture of a wonderful, benign Troll.
~~ "Pete's neighbor asked if he could use his lawnmower and he told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of Pete's yard."
~~ The countdown is now under way for what a lot of people are calling,
the wedding of the year — on July 31 Chelsea Clinton is getting married.
Bill and Hillary are thrilled; they say they don't care who the groom is as
long as it's not Levi Johnston.
~~ "Is your mother home?" the salesman asked Andrew.
"Yeah, she's home," Andrew said, scooting over to let him past.
The salesman rang the doorbell, got no response, knocked once, then again.
Still no one came to the door.
Turning to the boy, the fellow said, "I thought you said your mother was home!?"
Andrew replied, "She is; but this isn't where I live."
~~ Tommy bought a dog the other day.
He named him Stay.
It's fun to watch him call his dog...
"Come here, Stay!
Come here, Stay!"
~~ Big Frank was having his hair styled at the hairdresser's when a truck
smashed into a car, outside.
Draped in a cape, his hair divided with aluminium clips, Frank, an
ex-paratrooper corporal raced out to the car and found the driver unhurt.
The truck driver, however, was slumped over the wheel, unconscious.
Big Frank lost no time in applying his army acquired CPR techniques,
including mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
The truck driver recovered consciousness several times, but kept passing out
Soon the ambulance arrived with the paramedics and took over,
and Frank returned to his barber's seat.
'I just don't understand why he kept passing out,' he said to the hairdresser.
'I did everything they taught me.'
'Well, put yourself in the truck driver's place, 'said the hairdresser.
'He's driving down the street without a care in the world.
The next thing he knows, he's waking up to see some big guy in a green cape
with a head full of wires pounding on his chest and kissing him.
You'd pass out too'
~~ Chuck goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"
The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you."
Chuck says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me,..
I said you look fat in those pants."
~~ If there is H20 on the inside of the fire hydrant..
What is on the outside?
~~ I've always been a disappointment.
When I was five, I looked down at the crayons I was coloring with and sighed...
when I was two, this is not what I saw myself doing at five.
~~ Mary: "What position does your brother play on the school football team?"
Jay: "I think he's one of the drawbacks!"
~~ kristal's new baby brother was screaming up a storm.
She asked her mom, "Where'd we get him?"
Her mother replied, "He came from heaven, Kristal."
Kristal says, "WOW! I can see why they threw him out!"
Todays Thought: Life comes once only: No retake/replay/rewind/once-more, One should enjoy it, be happy & keep happy others too.