weekend.....Better then mine, anyway.......................................
The Farm across the way............................................................
Murphy want's to play........he's always ready for some fun.........
Hey !! We're always ready to eat..................................................
Just awhile longer.......................................................................
Now this a laptop...........................................What can I say ?
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♥ My wife and I were having a very hypothetical discussion: In the unlikely event that Hollywood made a movie based on our lives, we wondered what stars would play us...
"Who would you pick to portray you?" she asked me...
I thought about it for a minute, then answered, "Robert De Niro."...
"In that case," she said, "I'll play myself." ...
♥ Snow was falling heavily the day I decided to visit a car dealership...
I was confident I'd get a great deal, figuring the salesmen would be desperate for customers on such a lousy day...
Sure enough, when I entered the showroom, I was the only client...
But my hope of getting a good deal quickly faded with the salesman's first words...
"Boy," he said jovially, "you must want a new car real bad to come out on a day like this."...
♥ So much for customer service...
As an administrative assistant at a chiropractic office, I called an insurance company to verify benefits for a patient...
Although the call was important, I couldn't reach a human being, only a recording...
"Thank you for calling," said the message...
"Our office will be closed until three o'clock as we enjoy our Customer Appreciation Week Celebration."..
♥ I explained to my Kids that a metaphor compares two unlike objects that have similar characteristics...
Thinking about the fact that I'm always punctual, I wrote on the overhead, "I am a clock."..
I asked my kids why I would draw this comparison...
One of the kids piped up, "Because you get ticked off!" ...
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