Good Morning, Friends and Neighbors....

and all readers were ever you are...

We're having a great weekend....

and hope you are too...

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Yeasterdays Sunrise..

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Gonna be a good day to play Auto polo...

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This guy wants Pizza for breakfast.....

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Pizza for breakfast?

I would rather have Bacon and Eggs...

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Want's more meat....please!

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She's to busy to eat....

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This guy thinks we're crazy....

He would rather a mouse!!

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This guy just wants to sleep.....

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Like I always say.....

Cat's will sleep anywere.....

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Oh, my...Eno......

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Time to go.....

See you tomorrow....

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~~ My girlfriend is dumping me..... She thinks we are not compatible.

I think it's because of religious differences... she thinks she's God and I disagree.

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~~ G.I. Joe was created on this day in 1964,
so tonight G.I. Joe’s going out with Ken to celebrate his
birthday and the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell.

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~~ Peru has changed its national anthem.
It wasn't too hard to change the lyrics.
They just let Christina Aguilera sing it.

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~~ Alabama Quarters ...
The United States Treasury has announced a recall
on the new Alabama quarters.
"We are recalling all of the new Alabama quarters that were
recently issued," Treasury Undersecretary Stuart Levey said
in a press conference Monday morning.
"This comes in the wake of numerous reports to this agency
that the quarters will not work in parking meters, toll booths,
vending machines, pay phones, or other coin-operated
devices."
"We believe the problem lies in a design flaw,"
said Skackelford.
Auburn University College of Engineering student William
Doutrieux submitted the winning design for the Alabama
quarter.
"Apparently, the duct tape holding the two dimes and a
nickel together keeps jamming coin-operated devices."

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~~ A very posh lady was walking around an art gallery when
she stopped by one particular exhibit.
"I suppose this picture of a hideous witch is what you would
call modern art?" she asked very pompously.
"No, ma'am," replied the assistant,
"it's what we call a mirror."

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~~ Did you hear the one where this guy walked into a cafe,
ordered cold snotty eggs, burned toast, stale coffee and
requested that the waitress to stand in front of him and yell
and complain while he ate...all because his wife was away
for a visit and he misses her..?

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~~ Two college students, Frank and Matt,
are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar
approaches them asking for spare change.
Frank adamantly rejects the man in disgust.
Matt, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a
couples of singles and gladly hands them over to the
beggar with a smile.
The beggar thanks him kindly and then continues on to
the other passengers.
Frank is outraged by his friend's act of generosity.
"What on earth did you do that for?" shouts Frank.
"You know he's only going to use it on drugs or booze."
Matt replies, "And we weren't?"

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~~ The artist tried to concentrate on his work,
but the attraction he felt for his model finally became
irresistible.
He threw down his palette, took her in his arms and kissed
her.
She pushed him away.
"Maybe your other models let you kiss them," she said.
"I've never tried to kiss a model before," he swore.
"Really," she said, softening.
"How many models have there been?"
"Four," he replied..... "A jug, two apples and a vase."

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~~ The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell
body parts for money.

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~~ QUESTION: What kind of shoes do you make from
banana skins?
ANSWER: Slippers!

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~~ A long passenger train was traveling cross country when
one of its two engines broke down.
The engineer shut off that engine and continued on at half
power. Later, the other engine broke down and the train
gradually came to a halt.
The engineer announced, "Ladies and gentlemen,
I have good news and bad news.
The bad news is: both engines have failed and we will be
stuck here until they send out a replacement locomotive.
The good news is: you decided to take the train today instead
of an airplane!"


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Todays thought:  "We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it."    - George Bernard Shaw


Rae's Trivia...Did Newton guess the earth's weight correctly?

Newton estimated correctly that the Earth had a mass of 6,600,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons and a density of about five-and-a-half times that of water.   The fact wasn't demonstrated until one century after his estimate.

(A reminder: Will be taking a trip...No posts Feb. 18 - Mar.5.

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Morning.....Friends...

Gonna be a great weekend...sunny and 58º

A heat wave??

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A chicken basket??.. I wanted Eggs and bacon....

Breakfast...Man...

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Now, you eat every bit of that.... it's good for you.

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Yeah, check out this one....

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I wish I had spare change so I could do this...

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Bored? are you...

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Now, that's just what I need.....

Fingers just keep hitting wrong buttons....

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Yep...Bath time....

Cats look funny wet!!

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why, thank you.....

he doesn't want to get his feet wet....

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Boy....I think we could use a lot of this....

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I guess he wants to be alone....

Don't worry! I won't bother him....

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Well, packed up and ready for my trip....

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~~ President Obama had lunch with Republican leaders at the White House today and had to do without salt, pepper and butter.

Not for dietary reasons......
The Republicans refused to pass anything.

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~~ Obama didn't have lunch with any.....Republicans,
he was the entertainment.

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~~ The problem in Egypt is that so many government
officials are rich and the people are poor.
I think it’s a pyramid scheme.

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~~ In the men's room at work,the boss placed a sign
directly above the sink.
It had a single word on it: "Think!"
The next day, when he went to the men's room,
he looked at the sign, and right below it, immediately
above the soap dispenser, someone had carefully lettered
another sign which read, "Thoap!"

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~~ The slave driver of the Roman ship stared down at his
slaves and yelled.
"I've got good news and bad news.
The good news is that you'll be getting double rations tonight."
The mumbling of the happy slaves was interrupted by the
bellowing of the slave driver.
"The bad news is that the commander's son wants to water
ski."

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~~ An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and
told her preacher she had two final requests.
First, she wanted to be cremated, and second,
she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart.
'Wal-Mart?' the preacher exclaimed.
'Why Wal-Mart?'
'Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week'

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~~ My wife came up & asked me as she rubbed against
me what I was getting her for valentines day?
I reached in to my coat pocket & retrieved an envelope &
gave it to her.
You should have seen her face when she opened it up to
find ten brand new change of address cards!

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~~ This letter was in the Cairo Tribune....
Letters to the Editor” section today:

Dear Egyptian Protesters,
Please don't destroy the pyramids during your protests.
We're not re-building them.
Sincerely,
The Jews

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~~ Hello? Is this the State Mental Hospital?"
"Yes, it is."
"Can I Speak to Mr. Hey in room twenty-seven?"
"One moment and I'll connect you...
(pause) I'm sorry,
Mr. Hey is not answering."
"Good. That means I must have really escaped."


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 ~~ Over beers, two mates were having a discussion

about the charms of a certain actress.
"I say she's overrated," said one.
"Take away herhair, her lips, and her figure, and what have
you got?"
"My ol' lady," said the other.

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Todays Thought:  A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice...


Rae's Trivia....Noted sumo wrestler Asanokiri once lost a disappointing match with Chiyohakuho which he might easily have won. The cause of his defeat? He was disqualified under an obscure rule -
invoked after his loincloth fell off on Japanese national television! 

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Good Morning, Friends and neighbors...

Gonna be a nice sunny day.... 48º

Looks like a warming spell coming on..

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Pancakes for breakfast..??

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With juice??

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And then Chocolate & rasin pie ??

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Keep working...pumpkin pie is next...

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What...?

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Cat, lookin for some roasted bird.....

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That was a big mouse......

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Gotta watch them mail boxex...

they eat your mail...

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Is that how it was ??

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So that's were it went.....

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Well...I gotta go....you be careful....

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~~ Attorney asks "when was the last time you saw the deceased?   Witness answers,"at his funeral".

Attorney replys ,"did he comment to you at that time"

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~~ Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on the day before
Valentines day.
When she woke up she went to her boyfriend Max and said,
I dreamed I was getting a huge Diamond ring on Valentines
day, What do you think it all means?"
"Aha, you'll know tomorrow," answered Max smiling
broadly.
The next day, Max met Jemima at her door with a big smile,
kissed her and handed her a small package.
Delighted and excited, she opened it quickly.
There in her hand rested a book titled: "The Meaning of
Dreams.

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~~ Some Quotes:
"I'm so bad, I make medicine sick."
- Muhammad Ali...
"I got more moves than Ex-lax".
- Same...

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~~ Two Greene rednecks and a city boy, Petewete, were out
fishing and ran out of beer.
The first redneck said, "I'll go get us another six pack"
and he stepped out of the boat, walked to shore and back
with the six pack.
The fish wern't bitin' and soon they ran out of beer again
and the second redneck said "I guess it's my turn and he
walked to the bait shop and brought back another six pack.
When it was the Petewete's turn, he stepped out of the boat
and went under.
One redneck turned to the other and said,
"I guess we shoulda told him were the stumps are".

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~~ "The American Association of Nude Recreation tried to
break the record for the most people skinny dipping at once.
In other news, the oil spill is now the second-most
disgusting ocean disaster of all time."

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~~ There was a Japanese man who went to America for
a sightseeing trip...
On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive
to the airport.
During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi.
Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly
and yelled, "Honda, very fast!...... Made in Japan!"
After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi.
Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and
yelled, "Toyota, very fast!..... Made in Japan!"
And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi.
For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window
and yelled, "Mitsubishi, very fast!..... Made in Japan!"
The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet.
And this went on for quite a number of cars.
Finally, the taxi came to the airport..... The fare was US$300.
The Japanese exclaimed, "Wah... so expensive!"
There upon, the driver yelled back, "Meter, very fast!....
Made in Japan!"

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~~ in court today....
ATTORNEY; what do you do for a living?
WITNESS; I help my brother.
ATT; and what does your brother do?
WIT; nothing
ATT; then how do you know when your done?

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~~ I just had a call from a charity asking me to donate
some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the
world.
I told them NO!
Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving.

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~~ I was reading the book 50 things to do before you die........
I'm amazed shouting for help wasn't one of them.

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~~ Letter Received by an Elementary School Teacher in

R-ville.
"Please never hit our Sylvester again.
He's a delicate, sensitive boy and is not used to corporal
punishment.
We never hit him at home except in self-defense."
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Todays Thought:  "Political correctness is tyranny with manners."

~~ Charlton Heston



Rae's Trivia:  While waiting outside a courtroom one day, Abraham Lincoln's friend and fellow-lawyer Ward Lamon was challenged to a wrestling match.
During the scuffle, the seat of his trousers was accidentally torn.
Shortly thereafter, he was summoned into court.
As his short coat did not conceal the damage to his trousers, another lawyer facetiously began a subscription to pay for a new pair.
The document was passed around and soon reached Lincoln, who scribbled his name and the following 'amount': "I can contribute nothing to the end in view."

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Good morning, friends and readers....

Kinda chilly this morning.....

I'm reading 30º

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Looking out the window, I see we got a dusting of snow..

I see where N.C. got a few inches more...

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A burger for breakfast ¿

This time of day, I'd rather have Eggs & Bacon...

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I see he's got his Teddy.....

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I wondered were my Tuna fish went!

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Like I always said: Cats can sleep any where!!

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Yeah, a nightmare, their stuffed.....

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Oh, you must have went to McCats....

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Yep, haul his butt to jail.....

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No spare??

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Okay, Okay I won't........

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The Studabaker car, was way ahead of it's time..

I'll leave you now......

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~~ I lied to my friends and told them I'd created a life-size replica of Jackie Chan entirely out of old silk ties.

It's a complete fabric Asian.

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~~ The ER had been pretty hectic all day and the head
doctor had been shouting orders to all of the nurses and
interns.
Suddenly he screamed at a nurse that had just picked up
a scalpel "NOOOOOO!........
I SAID REMOVE HIS SPECTACLES!"

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~~ Concerning the Superbowl Janet Napolitano said if you
see something not right, report it.
She got 50,000 calls about Christina Aguilera..........

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~~ A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks
him to get out of the car.
After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but
notice your eyes are bloodshot.
Have you been drinking?"
The man gets really indignant and says,
"Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed.
Have you been eating doughnuts?"

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~~ Terrorist....When you are in a terrorist family,
it has a whole new meaning when grandpa says pull my
finger.

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~~ An old Jewish man is walking on the beach with his only
grandson, when a giant wave crashes onshore,
sweeping the boy out to sea.
The man looks up to the heavens and says,
"Oh Lord, this is my only grandson, how can you take him
away from me like this?
My son will not understand.
My daughter-in-law will die from grief."
Another wave comes by, and deposits the boy at the old
man's feet.
The grandfather looks to the heavens again and says,.....
"He had a hat!"

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~~ Only adults were allowed in the electricians' nightclub
Party because of all the wire strippers.

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~~ It’s tough enough selling a home nowadays.
Don’t make the mistakes that turned off these readers on
the City Room blog of The New York Times:
• "It was a good house, well-maintained.
But the bed with the person in it was off-putting."
• "The family dog, long departed, was stuffed and
standing next to the fireplace..... RIP Sparky."
• "The main distraction was dirt.
Although there was the tiny child who proudly showed us
the refrigerator full of ‘Daddy’s beer’ just outside an
upstairs bedroom."

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~~ Son: Where are the Himalayas?
Father: If you'd put things away, you'd know where to find
them

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~~ Being a husband is like any other job...
It helps a lot if you like the boss.

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~~ I’d noticed that my 60-year-old father seemed to be
losing his hearing, so I mentioned it to my mother.
"Things haven’t changed that much," she said.
"Only difference is, before, he didn’t listen......
Now, he can’t."

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Todays Thought:  "Do not worry about old age; it does not last...


Rae's Trivia....Cincinnati, Ohio, is named after a great figure of Rome, Cincinnatus (519-438 B.C.).
While plowing his fields, he was made dictator and placed in charge of the war against the Vosci and Aequi.   He did the job in 16 days, left his powerful position, and went back to the plow.

 

 
 
 
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Good Morning...Friends and neighbors....
A little chilly this morning..
Got the heat on..... the soap box....
Petewete....got you a new weather thingee..check it out..
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Yesterday's Sunrise....

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A new great painting from "CAROL"

Boy! she is GOOD....

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Yeah, their yours now.. you done bit it...

You an't right!!

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He said: "It is a bed, right?"

Yeah, but not a Dogs bed...a flower bed....Bubba.

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I believe Cats can sleep anywere....

Super Man??   you wanna fight HUH!

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Instead of fighting... lets watch the race??

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Cat's Like Boxes...any kind!

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Now... You know that's gotta leave a mark...

I hurts just looking at it......

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What can you say??

Still spending.......

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I'll leave with this one.....

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~~ Two grandmas talking about teenage grandsons.

What does your grandson wants to become?
Veterinarian, and yours?
I am not sure , a doctor or a pilot.
How come?
Well, every time I enter his room I see
syringes around and he says to me:
"Look granma, I am flying"

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~~ We know you’d never do it, but some people concoct
crazy stories so they can skip work.
Here are a few, collected by hiring managers:
• Employee said a chicken attacked his mom.
• Employee had a hair transplant that went bad.
• Employee called in sick from a bar at 5 p.m. the night
before.
• Employee had to mow the lawn to avoid a lawsuit from
the homeowners’ association.
• Employee’s finger was stuck in a bowling ball.
• Employee fell asleep at his desk while at work and hit
his head, causing a neck injury.

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~~ When a Middletown, New Jersey, police officer retired,
he cited low morale.
But he didn’t leave quietly.
While walking the beat on his last day, he wrote 14 tickets
for expired inspection stickers … all to police patrol cars.

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~~ Congress is debating a kill switch that would allow
President Obama to freeze all activity on the internet if
there was a national emergency.
The kill switch goes by the top-secret code name
'Microsoft Windows'.

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~~ A couple of young tourists are pulled over by a highway
patrolman.
The officer walks up, asks for the driver's license and
registration, and when he doesn't get it quickly enough,
whacks the driver in the head.
"That's for not having your driver's license ready," he snaps.
"I ain't got all day."
After he issues the driver a ticket, the patrolman walks
around to the other side of the car and whacks the
passenger in the head.
"Owwww!" hollers the passenger.
"What'd you do that for?"
"That's to make your dream come true," replied the cop.
"I know that when you'd gotten a half-mile down the road,
you were gonna say to your friend here,
'Wish he'd tried that with me!'"

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~~ A man was recently flying to New York.
He decided to strike up a conversation with his seat mate.
"I've got a great policeman joke.
Would you like to hear it?"
"I should let you know first that I am a policeman."
"That's OK. I'll tell it really slow!"

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~~ The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD),
The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the
best at apprehending criminals.
The President decides to give them a test.
He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to
catch it.
The CIA goes in.
They place animal informants throughout the forest.
They question all plant and mineral witnesses.
After three months of extensive investigations they conclude
that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in.
After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest,
killing everything in it, including the rabbit,
and they make no apologies.
The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in.
They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

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~~ "When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55
at least."
"You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look
that old."

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~~ A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license.
He says "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing
glasses."
The woman answered "Well, I have contacts."
The policeman replied "I don't care who you know!
You're getting a ticket!"

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~~ My father, an Air Force Academy graduate, still retains
a strict military code of ethics as well as a quick wit.
One day I mentioned that I was thinking about getting my
bellybutton pierced.
"No way!" my father fired back.
"This is an Air Force family --
no navel destroyers are allowed!"

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Todays Thought:  They must find it difficult ...Those who have taken authority as the truth,Rather than truth as the authority.
 
 
Rae's Trivia:  Abraham Lincoln was the first president to ever be photographed at his inauguration.
In the photo, he is standing near John Wilkes Booth, his future assassin. -

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