Good morning!
Coffee?
Now.. He's Cool...
☺☺
♥
I'll never understand women.
They loathe you for asking their age, but torture you
forever if you forget their birthday.
They loathe you for asking their age, but torture you
forever if you forget their birthday.
••
*makes sandwich*
*sits down to eat it*
*sees dog staring at me*
*rips off small piece*
*gives her the rest*
*sits down to eat it*
*sees dog staring at me*
*rips off small piece*
*gives her the rest*
••
I'm skipping the gym today because I already have a
six pack...waiting for me in the fridge at home.
six pack...waiting for me in the fridge at home.
••
The Shining is my favorite movie about what can happen
when you spend too much time with family.
when you spend too much time with family.
••
When the doctor starts putting on latex gloves at your
next physical, a fun thing to do is to whip out your own
pair & put them on too....
next physical, a fun thing to do is to whip out your own
pair & put them on too....
••
Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire
at 62 and live comfortably for eleven minutes.
at 62 and live comfortably for eleven minutes.
••
"Trump is a good businessman" He has a failed steak
business, a failed vodka business and failed casinos.
HOW DO YOU SCREW UP STEAK, VODKA & GAMBLING ?
business, a failed vodka business and failed casinos.
HOW DO YOU SCREW UP STEAK, VODKA & GAMBLING ?
••
My kids don't drive me to drink.
Can't wait until they get
their license and they can then.......
Can't wait until they get
their license and they can then.......
••
Clinton is running for President, a Jurassic Park movie
dominated last summer’s box office, and they found a
knife on OJ's property........ It's 1994.
dominated last summer’s box office, and they found a
knife on OJ's property........ It's 1994.
••
Thought the last episode of Walking Dead sucked
then learned I had been watching a GOP debate.
then learned I had been watching a GOP debate.
••••
