Sunday, September 6, 2015



A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker:
"Where will you spend eternity: Smoking or Non-Smoking?"
The biggest lie ever told ....
I have read the terms and agree.
Me: This "Fear the Walking Dead" show is really creepy.
 Wife: This is the Video Music Awards.
I'm more confused than a chameleon in a bag of Skittles..
Bruce / Cait Jenner keeps saying that he/she/it is:
"a woman trapped in a man's body"
But here is a man that was married and has a bunch of
That pretty much tells me he likes women just fine.
So, would that make him "a lesbian trapped in a man's
shipwreck diary]
Day 32: a plane flew over last night but I fired the only flare
on day 5 to celebrate my first solid shit in over a week....
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a litter of
On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother,
'There were 2 boy kittens and 2 girl kittens.'
'How did you know?' his mother asked.
'Daddy picked them up and looked underneath,' he replied.
'I think it's printed on the bottom.'
My wife's leaving me because I'm too controlling.
It's OK though, I'm not letting her.
I may not be able to walk the walk... or talk the talk,
but if you need someone to drink the drink…I’m your man.
My wife's so lazy, our smoke alarm has a snooze button.
My neighbor and I are really close.
 We call each other things like bro, man, dude, boss...
We don't know each other's name.