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What kind of people are buying a Hybrid Escalade ??

 

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A new digital campaign, "Joke with the Pope," is
encouraging people to submit jokes --
Conan O'Brien offered this: "The California
drought is so bad, people in Napa are asking
the pope to change the wine into water."

 

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America is going to suffer if Donald Trump
becomes president.
You could say they are going toupée for it.

 

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Hillary was all depressed over her email trouble.
So Bill thought he should try and cheer her up.
He said" Now Hillary. just remember Nelson
Mandella didn't get elected president until after
he got out of prison"

 

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I saw a baby today with a bib that said,
"This dumbass put my cape on backwards."

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There are three kind of men in this world.....
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Those who get girlfriends and see wonders
happen.
And those who get married and wonder what
the hell happened.

 

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Fun fact:
The Mamas & Papas song "Monday,Monday" was
inspired by the Beatles song "Eight Days A Week".

 

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Success is measured by how long it takes your
boss to notice you’re not at your desk.

 

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Ways to tell if a redneck has been working
on a computer ;
10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts
installed in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5. The password is "Bubba".
4. The CPU has a gun rack mount.
3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
And, The Number One Way To Tell If A Redneck
Has Been Working On A Computer...
The mouse is referred to as a "critter".

 

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“Red sky at night.
Shepherd’s delight.
Blue sky at night.
Day.”