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A local church built a new sanctuary.
They moved their very fine old pipe organ from to the
new sanctuary.
It was an intricate task that was completed successfully.
The local news heralded . . . "St. Paul Completes Organ
Transplant."
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The Police asked me to make a statement so I stripped
naked and ran around the precinct shouting,
"Save the whales!"
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Can you describe the jellyfish that stung you?
Yes, it looked like a lazy toddler tried to draw an octopus.
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Wife: How many beers is that for you today, dear?
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops.
Wife: I counted 19.
Me: Well I rounded down.
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So, if you get pregnant in Vegas, does the baby have
to stay there?
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GOD: I call them Water Buffalo..
ANGEL: But they live on land..
GOD: Yep..
ANGEL:
GOD:
ANGEL: You really don't care anymore do you?
GOD: Not a bit..
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What's the difference between a new husband and a
new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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Got up at 6:30am today.
Did some yoga.
Had a protein shake.
Ran six miles.
Started lying about everything.
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