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Reading this blog is like sitting at the cool table in the
cafeteria at a mental hospital.
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Please pray for my friends' 4-year-old.
They found out today that a full 7 minutes of his life wasn't
photographed or videotaped and put on Facebook.
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It's all about perspective....
The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the
ship's kitchen.
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I love the look on people's faces, standing soaked in the
rain at the bus stop as I drive past.
It's partly why I became a bus driver.
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People with the loudest car audio
systems usually have the worst taste
in music.
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Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won't notice.
Call a girl fat once and she'll never forget...
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Paddy thought his new girlfriend might be the one but after
looking through her knickers drawer and finding a nurse's
outfit, a Frenchmaids outfit, and a police woman’s uniform,
he finally decided if she can't hold down a job,
she's not for him...
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There is a new gym in town called "Resolutions".
For the first two weeks of the year it's a gym, the rest of the
time it's a bar.
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Thank you for your automated e-mail from "do not reply".
Permit me to introduce you to my automated filter,
"did not read."
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3 ways to catch a tiger these days...
Chinese method: Chase the tiger, tire it down, capture it.
Hunter's method: Allow the tiger to chase you, when it draws
near, trap and capture it.
Police method: Catch a cat and beat it until it accepts its a tiger..
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My earliest memory is nine months before I was born.
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
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