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After eight days of backpacking with my wife,we were looking
pretty scruffy.
One morning she came to breakfast in a baseball cap,
her shoulder length hair sticking out at odd angles.
"Darling," she said, "does my hair make me look like a water
buffalo?"
I thought for a moment, then said, "If I tell you the truth, do
you promise not to charge?"
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Q: What do you call 10 blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes!
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This youth group broke the number one cardinal rule of
making money at a Car Wash.
They let the fat chick hold the car wash sign.
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A man called and asked the chemist,
"My doctor ordered this prescription of ninety cholesterol pills
for me.
I got it filled at your chemist shop.
As I was reaching towards the end of bottle a packet dropped
out.
It instructed 'Do Not Eat'.
Well that was three days ago, can you tell me when should I
start eating now again. because I'm starving."
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A Los Angeles man who later said he was "tired of
walking," stole a steamroller and led police on a
5 mph chase until an officer stepped aboard and
brought the vehicle to a stop.
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Did you ever hear about the Lucky Charms leprechaun's
evil twin?
He was tragically malicious.
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62 people were stricken with salmonella poisoning
after drinking unpasteurized orange juice at Disney
World.
Disney officials admit the mistake, but downplay
the sickness, pointing out that
"it's a small hurl after all."
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"That's disgusting!" shouts the girl.
"It's the dog," proclaims the guy.
"Don't blame him," she replies, "he was cooked
perfectly."
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"Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife
like me?"
she said looking lovingly into her husbands eyes.
"I don't know, but I promise I'll never do it again."
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