A police officer made the mistake of arresting a
judge who went to a costume party dressed as a
The incident taught the cop a valuable lesson -
that you should never book a judge by his cover.
The President has invited a handful of average
Americans who wrote him letters about their
lives to his annual State of the Union address in
Said Barack, “That’ll teach ‘em to write me letters.”
My Muslim neighbour has the worst job.
He's Allah's left-hand man.
My wife said "you treat this place like a hotel".
She will regret that when I give her a low score
on TripAdvisor for "rude staff'"!
I joined a ballroom dancing club and told them
I was an expert dancer.
They soon found out I couldn't dance at all and
accused me of bearing waltz fitness.
Church Bulletin Bloopers......
•A worm welcome to all who have come today.
•Don't miss this Saturday's exhibit by Christian
•Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch.
•If you would like to make a donation,
fill out a form, enclose a check, and drip in the
•Applications are now being accepted for
2 year-old nursery workers.
Children are a great comfort in your old age.
And they help you get there faster too.
On Monday, the Pope said Mexicans should not
feel they have to breed “like rabbits” because of
the church’s ban on contraception.
“Not cool, dude,” said the Easter Bunny.
Marriage is – The joining of two people, one who
never remembers birthdays, and the other who
never forgets them.
My sister was with two men in one night.
She could hardly walk after that.
Can you imagine?... Two dinners!
I have decided to leave my past behind, so if
I owe you money, I'm SORRY, but I've moved on.