So Rosetta scientists have waited ten years
and spent millions to finally get a few pictures
back of the grey barren and lifeless world of a
They should have just typed in "Detroit " on
Google street view.
My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,
A Jehovah's Witness knocked on my door
last night and my wife made me go to the door.
The Jehovah's Witness said, "Have you got some
spare time to talk?"
I said, "Unfortunately not, I'm off to the bar,
but my wife has.
Come in, she's behind the couch."
Grandma died because she farted when blowing
out 103 candles.
Secret to longevity: don't drink, don't womanize,
and don't smoke.
Will it really make your life longer?
No, but it will certainly seem it lasts forever.
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's;
she changes it more often...
"Doctor, doctor, will this ointment you've given
me clear up my spots?"
"You know me, I never make rash promises!"
"There is an art to flying, or rather a knack.
Its knack lies in learning to throw yourself at the
ground and miss. ... Clearly, it is this second part,
the missing, that presents the difficulties."
CAR IN DITCH
DRIVER IN TREE
THE MOON WAS FULL
AND SO WAS HE.
LOOK EACH WAY
A HARP SOUNDS NICE
BUT IT'S HARD TO PLAY
Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep
with the enemy.