ObamaCare Architect Says Obamacare was
Designed to Deceive the 'Stupid' American
Chuck Norris beat Ray Charles and
Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.
At the same time.
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and
the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the
In the third year, they both speak and the
In marriage, a man can have words with his wife,
but, a woman can have paragraphs with her
The man charged into the jewelry shop, slammed
his fists angrily on the showcase, removed a
wristwatch from his pocket and shook it under
the nose of the owner.
“You said this watch would last me a lifetime,”
“Yeah,” admitted the owner.
“But you looked pretty sick the day you bought it.”
I was planning to get a flu shot
until I found out it isn't a kind of drink.
Askhole ( n );
A person who constantly asks for your advice,
yet always does the exact opposite............
SOMETIMES I LAUGH so hard...............
tears run down my leg.
If you leave me a voice mail that asks me
to call you back at my convenience you have
no one to blame but yourself.
And the Lord said to Peter
"come forth and you will receive eternal life".
But Peter came fifth and won a toaster.
Captain Hook hated Paper Scissors Rock since he
could only play Question Mark, which had no
value in the game.