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The man walked over to the perfume counter and
told the clerk he’d like a bottle of Chanel No. 5 for
his wife’s 60th birthday.
“A little surprise, eh?” smiled the clerk.
“You bet,” answered the customer.
“She’s expecting a cruise.”
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What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and
Christopher Columbus all have in common?
They were all born on holidays.
Christopher Columbus all have in common?
They were all born on holidays.
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Girl Came Angrily Out Of Boss’s office...
A Friend Asked- Why are you so sad?
Girl- He Asked Me are you Free Tonight?
I Said Absolutely Free Sir…
That idiot Gave 60 Pages To Type!
A Friend Asked- Why are you so sad?
Girl- He Asked Me are you Free Tonight?
I Said Absolutely Free Sir…
That idiot Gave 60 Pages To Type!
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Marriage is – An event which is called “tying the knot”
unfortunately, the knot can be a noose.
Marriage is – A word which always means
commitment – but so does insanity.
Marriage is – The joining of two people, one who
never remembers birthdays, and the other who
never forgets them.
Marriage is – The only legal method of suppressing
freedom of speech.
Marriage is – A status which depends upon two to
be successful but only one to turn into a failure.
Marriage is – A condition where no wife gets what
she expected, and no husband expected what he was
getting.
unfortunately, the knot can be a noose.
Marriage is – A word which always means
commitment – but so does insanity.
Marriage is – The joining of two people, one who
never remembers birthdays, and the other who
never forgets them.
Marriage is – The only legal method of suppressing
freedom of speech.
Marriage is – A status which depends upon two to
be successful but only one to turn into a failure.
Marriage is – A condition where no wife gets what
she expected, and no husband expected what he was
getting.
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There is nothing more expensive than a female
tear…..
When a single drop comes out,it first mixes with
“loreal” eyeliner and “Dior” mascara...
then when it comes down to cheek….
it mixes with D&G blusher...
and in case it touches the lips...
it gets mixed with “Maybelline” lipstick...
this means that a single drop is worth atleast $50 ....
tear…..
When a single drop comes out,it first mixes with
“loreal” eyeliner and “Dior” mascara...
then when it comes down to cheek….
it mixes with D&G blusher...
and in case it touches the lips...
it gets mixed with “Maybelline” lipstick...
this means that a single drop is worth atleast $50 ....
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Husband: Why didn’t you give me anything for my
birthday?
Wife: You told me to surprise you.
birthday?
Wife: You told me to surprise you.
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"People ask me where all my money went,
I tell them half of it I spent on gambling,
fast women and liquor, the other half I wasted!" W.C.
I tell them half of it I spent on gambling,
fast women and liquor, the other half I wasted!" W.C.
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A UVA football player was almost killed yesterday
in a tragic horseback-riding accident.
He fell from a horse and was nearly trampled to
death.
Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and
unplugged the horse.
A UVA football player was almost killed yesterday
in a tragic horseback-riding accident.
He fell from a horse and was nearly trampled to
death.
Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and
unplugged the horse.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying
glass. ...
At night.
glass. ...
At night.
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