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It now appears that as many as a dozen members
of the Secret Service were involved in that
Colombian prostitution scandal.
Now six of the agents have been reassigned.
The other six are now party planners for the GSA.
of the Secret Service were involved in that
Colombian prostitution scandal.
Now six of the agents have been reassigned.
The other six are now party planners for the GSA.
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Went to a shrink today, she
says I have a split personality.
Charged me $84.00!!!
I paid her $42.00 and told her to get the
rest from the other guy ;)
says I have a split personality.
Charged me $84.00!!!
I paid her $42.00 and told her to get the
rest from the other guy ;)
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What about the first guy to eat an egg?
can you imagine the conversation?
Hey Fred, eat this.
What is it?
I don't know, it fell out of that chickens ass,
just try it.
can you imagine the conversation?
Hey Fred, eat this.
What is it?
I don't know, it fell out of that chickens ass,
just try it.
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what did one fly say to the other fly?
Your man is open.....
Your man is open.....
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Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round
your horses and cows.
Do you ever shoo them?
Cowboy: No we just let them go barefoot.
your horses and cows.
Do you ever shoo them?
Cowboy: No we just let them go barefoot.
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A truck driver frequently traveled through a small
town where there was a courthouse at the side of
the road.
Of course, there were always lawyers walking
along the road.
The truck driver made it a practice to hit any
pedestrian lawyers with his truck as he sped by.
One day, he spotted a priest walking along the
road and stopped to give him a ride.
A little further along, as he approached the town,
he spotted a lawyer walking along the side of the
road.
Automatically, he veered his truck towards the
lawyer, but then he remembered his passenger.
He swerved back to the center, but he heard a
"whump" and in the rear view mirror he spotted
the lawyer rolling across the field.
He turned to the priest and said, "Father, I'm sure
that I missed that lawyer."
And the priest replied, "That's okay, my son.
I got him with the door."
town where there was a courthouse at the side of
the road.
Of course, there were always lawyers walking
along the road.
The truck driver made it a practice to hit any
pedestrian lawyers with his truck as he sped by.
One day, he spotted a priest walking along the
road and stopped to give him a ride.
A little further along, as he approached the town,
he spotted a lawyer walking along the side of the
road.
Automatically, he veered his truck towards the
lawyer, but then he remembered his passenger.
He swerved back to the center, but he heard a
"whump" and in the rear view mirror he spotted
the lawyer rolling across the field.
He turned to the priest and said, "Father, I'm sure
that I missed that lawyer."
And the priest replied, "That's okay, my son.
I got him with the door."
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Romney proves with a little hard work and a little
luck, even a multimillionaire white guy from
Harvard can succeed in this country.
luck, even a multimillionaire white guy from
Harvard can succeed in this country.
