Gonna be a great Turkey Dinner....
Pete, I just know you will enjoy the first of
many Thanksgivings with the new Granddaughter...
Happy Thanksgiving to your family....
♫
A great place to get a good fish dinner....
cought the sun going down......
♫
♫
♥♥♥
Thanksgiving and Election Day....
What's the difference between Thanksgiving and Election Day?
On Thanksgiving you get a turkey for a day,
on Election Day you get a turkey for four years....
What's the difference between Thanksgiving and Election Day?
On Thanksgiving you get a turkey for a day,
on Election Day you get a turkey for four years....
♫
Petewete.... Shot my first turkey today...
scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section...
It was awesome !!!
scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section...
It was awesome !!!
♫
The graduate with a science degree asks,
'Why does it work?'
The graduate with an engineering degree asks,
'How does it work?'
The graduate with an accounting degree asks, 'How much will it cost?'
The graduate with a liberal arts degree asks,
'Do you want fries with that?'
'Why does it work?'
The graduate with an engineering degree asks,
'How does it work?'
The graduate with an accounting degree asks, 'How much will it cost?'
The graduate with a liberal arts degree asks,
'Do you want fries with that?'
♫
Two nuns are out driving when a vampire drops onto the
bonnet of their car. "Quick sister," screams one nun,
"Show him your cross!"
So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts,
"Hey! You! Buzz off!"
bonnet of their car. "Quick sister," screams one nun,
"Show him your cross!"
So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts,
"Hey! You! Buzz off!"
♫
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square,
until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
♫
Fairy tales...
When Chelsea Clinton was eight, Hillary was reading one of
her favorite fairy tales.
"Mommy," asked Chelsea, "Do all fairy tales begin with
"Once Upon a Time...?""
"No, dearest," replied Hillary, "sometimes they start with
'Darling, I have to work a little late at the office tonight..."
When Chelsea Clinton was eight, Hillary was reading one of
her favorite fairy tales.
"Mommy," asked Chelsea, "Do all fairy tales begin with
"Once Upon a Time...?""
"No, dearest," replied Hillary, "sometimes they start with
'Darling, I have to work a little late at the office tonight..."
♫
One day, a painter found himself short of help and went to the
unemployment office to hire someone for the day.
When he arrived, they didn't have any painters available,
but they did have a gynecologist there.
He reluctantly took him along to help.
A couple of weeks later, the painter returned to the
unemployment office needing temporary help again.
This time there were two painters, but instead he asked for the
gynecologist again.
One day, a painter found himself short of help and went to the
unemployment office to hire someone for the day.
When he arrived, they didn't have any painters available,
but they did have a gynecologist there.
He reluctantly took him along to help.
A couple of weeks later, the painter returned to the
unemployment office needing temporary help again.
This time there were two painters, but instead he asked for the
gynecologist again.
The clerk asked, "Why do you want a gynecologist when we
have two professional painters you can take right now?"
He said, "Two weeks ago when I hired the gynecologist, we
arrived at the house and it was locked with nobody home.
But I'll be damned if that gynecologist didn't stick his hand
through the mail slot and paint the whole house!"
♫
A Groaner:
What kind of flooring is inherently sheepish?...
Lamb innate.
What kind of flooring is inherently sheepish?...
Lamb innate.
♫
A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of
the cages.
"An' whut animal would that be ?" he asked the keeper.
"That's a moose from Canada", came the reply.
"A moose !!", exclaimed the Scotsman.
"Hoots, mon, if that's a moose then they must ha' rats the
size of elephants over there !"
the cages.
"An' whut animal would that be ?" he asked the keeper.
"That's a moose from Canada", came the reply.
"A moose !!", exclaimed the Scotsman.
"Hoots, mon, if that's a moose then they must ha' rats the
size of elephants over there !"
♫
♫
Todays Thought;
"A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue,
but the parent of all the other virtues." - Cicero
but the parent of all the other virtues." - Cicero
And now the Trivia......
Turkeys raised in the United States during 2011 is 248 million,
up 2 percent from the number raised during 2010.
The turkeys produced in 2010 together weighed 7.11 billion
pounds and were valued at $4.37 billion.
up 2 percent from the number raised during 2010.
The turkeys produced in 2010 together weighed 7.11 billion
pounds and were valued at $4.37 billion.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
No comments:
Post a Comment