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A couple "Manatee's" in
Blue springs Florida....
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Had a wicked night last night at our neighbors house,
drinking all the booze eating all their food...
They will flip when they get back from vacation!
drinking all the booze eating all their food...
They will flip when they get back from vacation!
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Women's first thought when coming across a skid mark in
the toilet:
"Eeww! That's horrible; I must get cleaning equipment before
I can use this."
Men's first thought when coming across a skid mark in the
toilet: "Alright...Gonna test my aim to see if I can I remove
this with the contents of my bladder"
the toilet:
"Eeww! That's horrible; I must get cleaning equipment before
I can use this."
Men's first thought when coming across a skid mark in the
toilet: "Alright...Gonna test my aim to see if I can I remove
this with the contents of my bladder"
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As part of a sponsorship deal with the betting company
Betfair, the hot British women's Olympic beach volleyball duo,
Shauna Mullin and Zara Dampney, will be encouraging fans
to photograph their butts.
They will have a Quick Response bar code on the backs of
their teeny bikini bottoms.
When they are photographed by a smartphone,
it automatically takes users to Betfair's website.
A spokesman said they believe there's no better way to test
QR codes' effectiveness than by putting them on one of the
places that is likely to get photographed the most.
The problem is, with the bikinis they wear, is there room for a
bar code?
Betfair, the hot British women's Olympic beach volleyball duo,
Shauna Mullin and Zara Dampney, will be encouraging fans
to photograph their butts.
They will have a Quick Response bar code on the backs of
their teeny bikini bottoms.
When they are photographed by a smartphone,
it automatically takes users to Betfair's website.
A spokesman said they believe there's no better way to test
QR codes' effectiveness than by putting them on one of the
places that is likely to get photographed the most.
The problem is, with the bikinis they wear, is there room for a
bar code?
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"You learn something new every day if you're not careful"
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I used to tell people I adopted an Ethiopian
kid a few months ago.
I'd ask "would you like to see his picture"???
I'd open my wallet and pull out a bar code I had
cut out and say "he's the third one on the left".
I'd ask "would you like to see his picture"???
I'd open my wallet and pull out a bar code I had
cut out and say "he's the third one on the left".
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Senators William B. Spong of Virginia and Hiram Fong of
Hawaiisponsored a bill recommending the mass ringing of
church bells towelcome the arrival in Hong Kong of the U.S.
Table Tennis Teamafter its tour of China.
The bill failed to pass, cheating the Senate out of passing the
Spong-Fong Hong Kong Ping Pong Ding Dong Bell Bill.
Hawaiisponsored a bill recommending the mass ringing of
church bells towelcome the arrival in Hong Kong of the U.S.
Table Tennis Teamafter its tour of China.
The bill failed to pass, cheating the Senate out of passing the
Spong-Fong Hong Kong Ping Pong Ding Dong Bell Bill.
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Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : 'Nothing...?
You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband : 'I was looking for the expiration date.'
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : 'Nothing...?
You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband : 'I was looking for the expiration date.'
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Did you hear about the mad scientist who put dynamite in
his fridge?
They say it blew his cool!
his fridge?
They say it blew his cool!
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Todays Thought:
"Example is not the main thing in influencing others.
It is the only thing." - Albert Schweitzer
It is the only thing." - Albert Schweitzer
Rae's Trivia,.......
Researchers say that in Anglo-Saxon Britain, in the 5th and
6th centuries, boy babies were more prized than girls.
The belief spread that evil spirits would visit the cradle and
harm or carry off a boy child.
Blue, a power color representing the sky, would scare away
an evil spirit. Later, in Germany, a widespread legend held
that girl babies sprang from a pink rose and it became
customary to dress baby girls in pink.
That custom merged with the British one of dressing boys in
blue.....
6th centuries, boy babies were more prized than girls.
The belief spread that evil spirits would visit the cradle and
harm or carry off a boy child.
Blue, a power color representing the sky, would scare away
an evil spirit. Later, in Germany, a widespread legend held
that girl babies sprang from a pink rose and it became
customary to dress baby girls in pink.
That custom merged with the British one of dressing boys in
blue.....
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