Monday, October 31, 2011

Good Morning.....Friends...
Todays Spooky weather:
Mostly sunny. Highs in the mid 50s.
Southwest winds 5 to 10 mph...
Beware of the spooks tonight.....











♥♥♥

~  Pete....you reading this?
I know its a long shot and i shouldn't really be asking
you but i really appreciate it if i could possibly borrow
your face for halloween.


 ~  A man in a hurry taking his 8-year-old son to school,
made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited.
"Uh-oh, I just made an illegal turn!" the man said.
 "Aw, Dad, it's okay" the son said.
"The police car right behind us did the same thing."

~  Gus was speeding along the Interstate Highway when
he was pulled over by a State Trooper.
The officer wrote out the ticket and handed it to him.
 "What am I supposed to do with this?"
grumbled Gus.. as the policeman handed him a
speeding ticket.
 "Keep it," said the officer.
"When you collect four of them you get a bicycle."

~  My grand mother lived to be 94 yrs. old and never
needed glasses.
She drank srtaight from the bottle.

~  To seat people as quickly as possible, the hostess
of a busy restaurant would not promise customers they
could be served by their favorite waitress. 
She made an exception, though, when one woman
explained, "She's my daughter and I want her to wait
on me for once!"

~  A stark-naked woman jumps into a taxi and gives the
cabbie an address. 
The cabbie just looks at her, making no attempt to drive.
"What are you staring at?" the woman asks.
"Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"
"I'm not staring." he replies.
"Well, if you're not staring, then what are you doing?"
she says.
"Wondering where you're keeping the money to pay me."

~  One night, a husband and wife were discussing their
budget. 
"Must you really spend so much on food, darling?
asked the husband.
 The wife replied, "I'm sorry, dear, but you and the
kids just won't eat anything else."

~  Seeing her friend Sally wearing a new locket,
Meg asks if there is a memento of some sort inside.
 "Yes," says Sally, " a lock of my husband's hair."
 "But Larry's still alive."
 "I know, but his hair is gone."

~  Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wanda!
Wanda who?
Wanda buy some Girl Scout cookies!

Todays Thought:
* "A single question can be more influential than a
thousand statements." - Bo Bennett


Rae's Trivia....
In the Sahara Desert , there is a town named Tidikelt ,
Algeria , which did not receive a drop of rain for ten years.
Technically though, the driest place on Earth
is in the valleys of the Antarctic near Ross Island ..
There has been no rainfall there for two million years.




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