Mostly cloudy with a chance of showers. Today..
A chance of thunderstorms in the afternoon.
Highs in the upper 70s.... Chance of rain 30 percent.
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Good lookin pancakes this morning?
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I think it's time to clean out your keyboard....
Pete....
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Are you comfortible??
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To each his own....Bubba......
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Cool lookin bike rack....Huh?
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Oh, My... thts what he is......
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Well I got the tires changed...
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~ A Greene county carpenter was driving through
northern California's apple country.
He stopped at an orchard and asked the owner,
"How much are yer apples?"
"All you can pick for one dollar," said the rancher.
"Okay," said the Virginian.
"I'll take two dollars' worth."
northern California's apple country.
He stopped at an orchard and asked the owner,
"How much are yer apples?"
"All you can pick for one dollar," said the rancher.
"Okay," said the Virginian.
"I'll take two dollars' worth."
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~ I was on vacation, playing the slot machines.
It was my first time in a casino, and I wasn't sure how
the machines operated.
“Excuse me,” I said to a casino employee.
“How does this work?”
The worker showed me how to insert a bill, hit the spin
button, and operate the release handle.
“And where does the money come out?” I asked.
He smiled and motioned to a far wall before saying,
“Usually at the ATM.”
It was my first time in a casino, and I wasn't sure how
the machines operated.
“Excuse me,” I said to a casino employee.
“How does this work?”
The worker showed me how to insert a bill, hit the spin
button, and operate the release handle.
“And where does the money come out?” I asked.
He smiled and motioned to a far wall before saying,
“Usually at the ATM.”
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~ As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a
clear day, the co-pilot was providing his passengers
with a running commentary about landmarks over the
PA system.
"Coming up on the right, you can see the Meteor Crater,
which is a major tourist attraction in northern Arizona.
It was formed when a lump of nickel and iron, roughly
150 feet in diameter and weighing 300,000 tons,
struck the earth at about 40,000 miles an hour,
scattering white-hot debris for miles in every direction.
The hole measures nearly a mile across and is 570 feet
deep."
From the cabin, a passenger was heard to exclaim,
"Wow! It just missed the highway!"
clear day, the co-pilot was providing his passengers
with a running commentary about landmarks over the
PA system.
"Coming up on the right, you can see the Meteor Crater,
which is a major tourist attraction in northern Arizona.
It was formed when a lump of nickel and iron, roughly
150 feet in diameter and weighing 300,000 tons,
struck the earth at about 40,000 miles an hour,
scattering white-hot debris for miles in every direction.
The hole measures nearly a mile across and is 570 feet
deep."
From the cabin, a passenger was heard to exclaim,
"Wow! It just missed the highway!"
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~ The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion
is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
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~ Doctors recommend walking as a means of keeping
fit, so why are physicians' parking spaces always the
closest to the hospital?"
fit, so why are physicians' parking spaces always the
closest to the hospital?"
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~ I've just seen a bunch of Mexicans packed into a tiny
Ford playing the macarana and eating tortillas.
I think it was a Fiesta.
Ford playing the macarana and eating tortillas.
I think it was a Fiesta.
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~ A 16 year old redneck from Alabama was in church
marrying his pregnant 16 year old girlfriend when the
vicar said repeat after him, "With all my worldly goods
I thee endow."
His mother turned to her husband and said,
"There goes the money from his paper route."
marrying his pregnant 16 year old girlfriend when the
vicar said repeat after him, "With all my worldly goods
I thee endow."
His mother turned to her husband and said,
"There goes the money from his paper route."
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~ My wife was nagging me again yesterday....
"If you were half a man, you'd take the kids to the circus."
If I was half a man, I'd be in the circus!
"If you were half a man, you'd take the kids to the circus."
If I was half a man, I'd be in the circus!
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Todays thought:
"Work like you don't need money, love like you've
never been hurt, and dance like no one's watching."
never been hurt, and dance like no one's watching."
Rae's Trivia.....
One of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World was a
lighthouse, the famous Pharos of Alexandria in Egypt.
Pharos was the first lighthouse in history, and is still the
tallest on record. (It was 450 feet high about the size
of a 45-story skyscraper.)
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lighthouse, the famous Pharos of Alexandria in Egypt.
Pharos was the first lighthouse in history, and is still the
tallest on record. (It was 450 feet high about the size
of a 45-story skyscraper.)
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