New Years eve......are you celebrating?
I'll be asleep....I'll leave the celebrating to you...
Yesterdays Sunrise...... I didn't think I would get a picture...
Bad, Bad Santa.......
Don't look like any jelly donut I ever saw....
Looks like he's enjoying himself....
Damn, things stopped up...
and I'm hungry!!
He's bad to the bone!!
Eno's the MAN........
Got a shout out from the Man......
~~ To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.- Theodore Roosevelt -
~~ As an instructor in driver education at the local area
High School, I've learned that even the brightest students
can become flustered behind the wheel.
One day I had three beginners in the car, each scheduled to
drive for 30 minutes.
When the first student had completed his time,
I asked him to change places with one of the others.
Gripping the wheel tightly and staring straight ahead,
he asked in a shaky voice, "Should I stop the car first?"
~~ Q: A man was driving a black truck.
His lights were not on.
The moon was not out.
A lady was crossing the street.
How did the man see her?
A: It was a bright, sunny day.
~~ I was working as a senior secretary at a small accounting
firm when one day my boss realized that a costly mistake had
been made on a client's financial statement.
It had already been mailed out, and my boss was expecting
the client to call in an uproar as soon as the mistake was
He was in a quandary as to how to explain the error.
Although it was his fault, I magnanimously told him:
"Well, why don't you blame it on me?
That way the client won't be as upset with you."
"No, that won't work," he said.
"That's what I always tell them."
~~ Maturity begins when people are content to feel they are
right about something without feeling the necessity to prove
someone else wrong.
~~ When the first James Bond books were published,
they weren't particularly popular.
But when President John Kennedy announced that he liked
them, the books became best sellers,
leading to an endless series of movies some terrific,
others terrible, all of them popular.
Bond was known as 007 all over the world except in Italy,
where he was called Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.
~~ Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
A: Because then the children have to play inside.
~~ My cousin was behind the bakery's cash register one
morning when a gunman burst in and demanded all the cash.
As she nervously handed over the money, she noticed the rolls
of coins in the back of the register.
"Do you want the rolls too?" she asked.
"No," said the robber, waving his gun. "Just the money."
~~ I bought a great new toilet seat recently.
On the label was a suggestion on how to clean it.
Although nice to have the option, I doubt I'll take advantage
My toilet seat, it seems, is "Dishwasher Safe."
~~ Jasper Barnett, a young lad from St. Alban's, England
was asked by his teacher to spell the word 'straight.'
Jasper did so without error.
'Well done!' smiled the teacher,
'Now, Jasper, what does it mean?'
'Without water in it!'.. responded Jasper immediately.
~~ "Any husband who says. 'My wife and I are completely
equal partners', is talking about either a law firm or a hand
of bridge." (Bill Cosby)
~~ The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself
Todays Thought: Christmas: When you exchange hellos with strangers and good buys with friends.