A heat wave this morning... A warm 44º..
Are you ready for the rain, Pete??
Already posted a flood alert....also windy...
Sunrise from bedroom window.....
Weird looking deer in my yard......
White with brown ears??
The pit boss cooking chicken.....
He's waiting for his piece of chicken...
He likes the legs.....
That doesn't look comfortable....
The cat guard has everything under control...
He's fast huh??
Want a cute pet?
Would be okay if it stayed this small....
I have seen this happen....
Only it was wrestling...
Waiting for the snow.....
~~ Pete... You know why geese fly in v's right?.....
but do you know why one side of the "v" is longer than
Theres more geese on that side.
~~ The waitress was refilling cups of coffee when she
stopped at the table next to ours.
"Regular?" she asked her customer.
"Yes, thank you," said the man.
"Due to a steady diet of fruit."
~~ The first chemistry class of the semester at UVA.
featured common chemical reactions.
The professor had taken a flask of clear liquid and exhaled
into it. Instantly, it turned to green.
"What do you suppose is causing this reaction?" he asked.
Trying to sound scientific, one new student answered,
~~ A man at the doctors:
-Doctor, I have diarrhea and it won’t go away!
-Did you try using a lemon?
-Yes I did, but when I removed it, it started again!
~~ Stormy weather diverted our Dallas-bound flight to
As we approached the runway, the pilot came on the intercom:
"For those of you who are not familiar with the area, this is
Then he paused.
"And for those of you who are familiar with this area,
I think this is Lubbock, Texas."
~~ The American people are very generous and will forgive
almost any weakness with the possible exception of stupidity.
~~ Preadolescence had all the regular seasons.
Fall, the leaves fell and you had to go back to school.
Winter, it was cold and you were still in school.
Spring, it got warm again and you were still in school.
Summer was hot and sunny and lasted about fifteen minutes.
~~ Pete enters into a bar,and the waiter comes and
asks him "What do you want to drink sir?"
Pete points out to a guy laying on the floor and
replies..... "Whatever that guy was drinking."
~~ Man walks into a bar, has a seat and asks for two double
He knocks one back and tosses the second into his vest
This goes on for about a dozen rounds before the bartender
says, "Excuse me, but I'm curious as to why you knock back
one drink and toss the other into your vest pocket?"
The man says, "That's none of your damn business."
A mouse pops out of the vest pocket and yells."
And that goes for your damn cat too!"
~~ Applied excessively, styling gel could cause you to have
a hair-raising experience.
~~ A man with a wife and daughter picked up the telephone
and dialed his home where there was a phone in the kitchen
and an extension phone upstairs.
Two female voices answered simultaneously, each saying,
"I've got it," followed by two clicks as both women hung up.
~~ If a man's wife is his better half, and he marries twice,
what then becomes of him?
Todays Thought: Retirement is that period of time when you sit around and watch the sunset, if you can stay up that late.