outside without a couple bricks in your pockets.....
Also cold!!...No sunrise pictures this morning.......
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Hotdogs in a blanket for breakfast??
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With a glass of Pup??
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Looks like their having fun....I think?
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Looks like someone got loaded, this morning.......
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Watch out for them fellows down there.........
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I'm glad some one's watching out for it...
It gets pretty corny some times......
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YEAH!! WE HEAR YA......
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See were you put your butts.....
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Oh, My...you an't right....your wrong doing....
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Yeah, I'm wondering too....
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I'll leave on this one.....
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~~ A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill.
"I'm shocked!" she complained.
"This is three times what you normally charge."
"Yes, I know," said the dentist.
"But you yelled so loud, you scared away two other patients."
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~~ A young Dentist had just started his own Clinic.
He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
Sitting there, he saw a man come into the front office.
Wishing to appear the "busy dentist", the gentleman picked
up the phone and started to pretend he had to give an appointment.
Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"
The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate the phone.....
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~~ When your photo is taken for your driver's license,
why do they tell you to smile?
If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license,
are you going to be smiling?
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~~ "Mr. President," said one of his aides, "I was wondering, sir,
if it might be possible for my son to work somewhere in the White House,"
"Of course," replied the president. "What does he do?"
The aide threw up his hands and said, "Nothing."
"Excellent," noted the president. "we won't even have to train him."
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~~ The commuter approached the conductor.
"This morning I accidentally left a bottle of Scotch on the train.
By any chance, was it turned in to the lost and found?"
"No" he replied, "but the guy who found it was."
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~~ A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone
all out... a caterer, band, and a hired clown.
Just before the party started, two bums showed up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman told them that she would give them a meal if they will help chop some wood for her.
Gratefully, they headed to the rear of the house.
The guests arrived, and all was going well with the children having a
wonderful time.
But the clown hadn't shown up.
After a half an hour, the clown finally called to report that he was stuck
in traffic, and would probably not make the party at all.
The woman was very disappointed and unsuccessfully tried to entertain
the children herself.
She happened to look out the window and saw one of the bums doing
cartwheels across the lawn.
She watched in awe as he swung from tree branches, did midair flips,
and leaped high in the air.
She spoke to the other bum and said, "What your friend is doing is
absolutely marvelous.
I have never seen such a thing.
Do you think your friend would consider repeating this performance for
the children at the party?
I would pay him $50!"
The other bum says, "Well, I dunno.
Let me ask him -
HEY WILLIE! FOR $50,.........
WOULD YOU CHOP OFF ANOTHER TOE...
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~~ Redneck.......
* You are a Redneck if your stereo speakers used to belong
to the Moonlight Drive-in Theater.
* You may be a Redneck if your coffee table used to be a cable spool.
* You may be a Redneck if you no longer drink wine ever since the
screw cap got caught up your nose.
* You may be a Redneck if you think the French Riviera is a foreign car.
* You may be a Redneck if you have the word "howdy" in your
answering machine message.
* You know you're a Redneck when you think a Volvo is part of a
woman's anatomy.
* You know you're a Redneck if you think the winter olympic sport of
curling is part of the "Big Hair" competition.
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~~ Robert, age eight, was the son of strict Presbyterian parents.
He was very, very good, worked hard at school, did his chores, and
was generally helpful and obedient.
But one morning, for some reason, he came down to breakfast in a very
nasty mood.
When his mother served him prunes, he snarled, "I don't want prunes,"
and he refused to eat them.
His parents were aghast, and his father said, "Robert, you know that
God commanded children to honor and obey their parents,
and He will punish those who do not."
But Robert still refused and was angrily sent back to bed,
and the prunes were put in the refrigerator.
A few minutes later, a terrible thunderstorm came up with great roars
and flashes of lightning.
"Ah, wonderful," said Robert's mother, "this will teach him a lesson."
Robert came back down the stairs, went into the kitchen and opened
the fridge.
From there, just after another flash and roar, the boy's voice was heard
saying, "Heck of a fuss to make about a few stupid prunes."
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~~ Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?
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~~ Realizing at the last minute that it was his father's birthday,
a teenage boy rushed to the corner store to grab a card.
He quickly found a son-to-father card, but neglected to read it carefully.
Later when his father opened his gifts, he was surprised to read aloud,
"Happy birthday to a wonderful Dad.
Now that I'm a father too . . ."
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Todays Thought: God gives every bird it's food,
But He does not throw it into it's nest.
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