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What are you doing in my box??
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You got smokers cough yet??
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Cute Kittens....
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I just knew they look like this in Washington.....
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Looks like he knows it too.....
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I love strawberry short cake too....
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Makes your room smell great.....
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Good Gift for your man....
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I don't know about this eyedrops...
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Well we're loaded up...time to leave.......
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♥♥♥
~~ "President Obama says that this year for Christmas his
daughters want an iPod, video games and some books.
But boy — you should have seen the looks on their faces when
he told them instead they're both getting universal health- care."
-Conan O'Brien
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~~ A priest was playing golf with several laymen.
On the eighteenth hole, the priest was two feet from the cup.
A tap would make him winner for the day.
He stepped to the ball, studied it, then putted.
The ball ringed the cup and jumped out.
The priest stared for a full minute, his lips forming some famour
four- letter words.
One of the laymen said, "That was the dirtiest silence I ever heard!"
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~~ What's the difference between a cow with a sore throat
and an angry crowd?
One moos badly, the other boos madly.
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~~ DOCTOR TO Gus: Well, well.
It seems that your weight is perfect.
It just happens that you are 6 feet too short.
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~~ Before his daring escape from prison, an infamous criminal
had been photographed from four different angles.
The FBI sent copies of the pictures to police chiefs all across the
land, with orders to notify Washington the moment an arrest was
made.
The next day, the Bureau received a faxed reply from the
ambitious sheriff of a small Southern town:
"PICTURES RECEIVED.
ALL FOUR SHOT DEAD WHILE RESISTING ARREST."
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~~ FIRST TENDERFOOT: Can you ride a horse?
SECOND TENDERFOOT: Don't know.
Couldn't stay on one long enough to find out.
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~~ During our church's worship service, the pastor invites all the
young children to join him near the altar for the
"Children's Moments Sermon."
One day, with seven small children in attendance,
he spoke about the ingredients required to make up a church,
using a chocolate-chip cookie as an example.
He explained to the children that, as with a cookie requiring
ingredients such as sugar and eggs, the church needed
ingredients to make up the congregation.
Holding a cookie aloft, he asked, "If I took the chocolate chips
out of this cookie, what would I have?"
A shy six-year-old raised his hand.
"Six less grams of fat," he replied.
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~~ MANAGER (to boxer): When I said to show him what you're
made of, I didn't mean to let him knock the stuffing out of you.
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~~ The judge looked at the defendant brought before him and
said: "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?"
"Yes, your honor.
I taught your son to play the drums."
"Twenty years!"
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~~ CUSTOMER: There's a fly swimming in my soup.
What's he doing there?
WAITER: Looks like the backstroke to me.
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Todays Thought: "If you open your heart, love opens your mind."
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