Thursday, November 26, 2009

Good Morning Friends....Pete....Don't you eat to much.....
Pete wants to hog all the Turkey.......
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She got a look at the big bird cookin.....
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This one ate too much..........
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Thats not a bird....Guys......
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cat likes corn??
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I'm keeping my mouth closed....
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Hey!...Loopyloo your feet stinks......
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He's a cool dude.......he thinks!
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Eno, Bobbin again??
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♥♥♥
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~~ THANKSGIVING DINNER

Our table is set now; great food you can bet now.
It’s Thanksgiving Day, and we’re ready to eat;
All those near and dear to us are here today to cheer us.
This dinner is a winner, a wonderful treat.
It’s time to be thankful for all that God gives us;
Dear Lord, we are grateful; Dear God, hear our prayer.
It’s You we are praising; our voices we are raising;
Bless us and bless this food; keep us safe in your care.

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~~ QUESTION: If the Pilgrims were alive today,
what would they be most famous for?
ANSWER: Their AGE.

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~~ Asked to write a composition entitled,
"What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving," little Sara wrote,
"I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."

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~~ "An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on
Thanksgiving Day."


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~~ Don't assume you're always going to be understood.
I wrote in a column that one should put a cup of liquid in the
cavity of a turkey when roasting it.
Someone wrote me that:
'The turkey tasted great, but the plastic cup melted.'" (Heloise)

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~~ If you're given the choice between money and sex appeal,
take the money.
As you get older, the money will become your sex appeal.

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~~ A businessman whose duties entailed frequent traveling
by air was telling his mother about his Concorde flight from
London to New York, which had taken only about three hours.
"For that much money," his mother said,
"they should have let you ride a little longer."

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~~ Two chubby duffers, ordered to play golf by their physicians,
managed to get to the first tee.
One duffer said, "I don't have the energy to play too long."
The other one said, "Okay. We'll quit as soon as either one of us
gets a hole in one!"

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~~ Q: Why did the grown-up cows worry about the little cow?
A: Because it was so mood-dy.

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~~ A man observed a sign in the window of a restaurant that
read "Unique Breakfast", so he walked in and sat down.
The waitress brought him his coffee and asked him what he
wanted.
"What´s your Unique Breakfast?" he asked inquisitively.
"Baked tongue of chicken," she replied proudly.
"Baked tongue of chicken?
Do you have ANY idea how disgusting that is?
I would never even consider eating anything that came out of
a chicken´s mouth!" the man fumed.
Undaunted, the waitress asked,
"Well, what would you like then, sir?"
The man replied, "Just bring me some scrambled eggs."

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~~ PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a dog!
DOCTOR: .....Sit!
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Todays Thought:  If God didn’t forgive Heaven would be empty.








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