A messy weekend coming up....
Happy Birthday.......to a good Friend....."Chuck"
These guys going fishing.........
~~~ Daylight savings time now begins not in spring, on the first Sunday in April, but in winter, on the second Sunday in March.
Advancing standard time by one hour, we no longer "spring forward" but "march forward."
~~~ A defendant asked the judge to appoint a new attorney to represent him.
"For what reason?" the judge asked.
The defendant said the public defender assigned to him wasn't interested in his case.
The judge addressed the man's attorney, "Do you have any comments on the defendant's motion?"
The attorney replied, "I'm sorry, your honor, I wasn't listening."
The attorney was dismissed.
~~~ Some facts....
Eskimos have hundreds of words for snow but none for hello.
The word "set" has the most definitions in the English language.
The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating its letters is "uncopyrightable.
"Windmills always turn counter-clockwise.
The "Sixth Sick Sheik's Sixth Sheep's Sick" is the hardest tongue-twister.
The word "dreamt" is the only word in the English language that ends in "mt".
Albert Einstein never wore any socks.
The average human will eat 8 spiders while asleep in their lifetime.
In space, astronauts cannot cry because there is no gravity.
Hummingbirds are the only creatures that can fly backwards.
Cockroaches can live 9 days without their heads before they starve to death.
A flamingo can eat only when its head is upside down.
The average left-handed person lives 7 years LESS than a right-handed person.
The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year!
~~~ Two city council members are attending a meeting at the Town Hall.
One says, "Have you heard of George Pringle?"
"No." says the other.
"Well," says the first, "if you'd bothered to attend a few more council meetings, you'd know that he's now in charge of the county sewage works."
"Oh" says the second member.
"And have you heard of Thomas Harris?"
"No," says the first man. "Who's he?"
"Well," says the second, "If you'd attended fewer council meetings you'd know he's the man who's been sleeping with your wife."
~~~ An Animal baby was born at the local hospital today; it had a dear face and a bear butt.
Todays thought; Society cares for the individual only so far as he is profitable.