Cat fight...............♥♥♥
I was traveling by train through Germany on my way to visit my brother, who was stationed there.
The conductor was very friendly and although he spoke no English and I no German, we had a great chat using only hand signals.
When he left the compartment, a woman sitting nearby asked if I spoke German.
"Not a word," I confessed.
She nodded.........
"That explains why you didn't get off when he said you were on the wrong train."
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A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife, children and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies.
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After lunch, sleep a while. After dinner, walk a mile.
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"A sleeping pill will NEVER take the place of a clear conscience."
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What's the difference between a normal zoo and a Cajun zoo?
In a normal zoo, you have a plaque next to the cage, with the animal's common name and Latin name.
In a Cajun zoo, you have a plaque next to the cage, with the animal's common name, it's Latin name, and the recipe for how to cook it.
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After a day full of accidents and mistakes, my coworker had had it.
"Why," she cried out in exasperation, "Do things that happen to stupid people
keep happening to me?"
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The subject of the meeting was whether to buy a new chandelier for the sergeants' mess hall.
Some officers wanted to vote on it, but one holdout opted for prudence.
"Before we spend money on a chandelier," he said,"shouldn't we find out if anyone can play the thing?"
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