We need to find a cure, bad......Too many dieing......................
Amen! to that...........................................................................
So thats what a million bucks looks like.....................................
It would look even better in my wallet........................................
I'd like to reach out, and touch someone................................
Been up all night ? getting the dog ready....................................
Boy!.....he's up and at them..got plenty get up and go...............
♥ At the dry cleaning shop of a local Marine base, I overheard a young Marine describe in great detail how he wanted his uniform cleaned and pressed..
When he finished, the clerk asked him, "Are you getting an award, or do you have an important function to attend?"..
"Nothing like that," the Marine said..
"I'm going home on leave, and my little brother is taking me to his second-grade class for show-and-tell." .
♥ Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing.
♥ When I was growing up, we ate what was on the table and then asked, "What was it?"
♥ In the examination paper the Professor wanted us to sign a form stating that we had not received any outside assistance.
Unsure of whether he should sign the form, a student stated that he had prayed for the assistance of God.
The Professor carefully studied the answer script and then said, "You can sign it with a clear conscience.
God did not assist you."
♥ Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money. ~~~..
♥ Christmas shoppers are people who are caught up in the spirit of brotherly shove.
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