Gotta get my beauty rest........
An't I the pretty one??
Just heard, George Carlin passed yesterday at 71. R.I.P.
Looks cool...........
May the best person win.........
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Our lives are divided into three distinct stages:
childhood,
middle years,
and "you're still looking good."
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At our office, the vending machine often takes the money but refuses
to dispense the goods.
When this happens, the victim attaches a note to the machine relating
the incident and is reimbursed when the vendor refills it.
One note I read was a little different, though:
"Vendor, Please check the labels on your products.
The Pepsi is not Diet, the rice cakes are Twinkies, the pretzels are Cheez-Its...
and I'm getting fat!"
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A civil engineer, had to spend quite a bit of time on a construction site
to supervise the work,
he felt that he, like the workers, should wear a safety helmet.
He ordered one, and the company shipped it parcel post.
When the package arrived, he wondered if he should really trust the
helmet with his safety: the parcel was labeled FRAGILE.
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The office cubicle has turned 40 years old.
The unique structures have revolutionized the work environment.
Now most government buildings can sleep up to 4 times as many employees."
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Witchy and I were watching a drunk guy weave down the sidewalk.
She asked, "Do you think that he's drunk?"
I said, "No, he walks like that in case someone is trying to shoot him."
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